You always told me that you were never going to give me up, and you’ve stuck to it. That’s why it’s hard to tell you this, but…it’s over. It’s not you Ricky, it’s me. I just don’t want to hear that infernal song anymore. Sure it was cute at first. I loved how you would pleasantly surprise me throughout the day with your love song. Now it’s just flat out annoying. You’re suffocating me, and it’s ruining my life. I can’t even browse YouTube anymore because of you. Rick, I need my space, and that’s why you need to give me up! This is the last time I’m going to tell you. If you don’t stop, I may have to file a restraining order.

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