The response to my last article about dragons have totally blown me away. I’m glad to see that I’ve been able to clear up a lot of the confusion on the internet about dragons and meeping. Anything I can do to help dispel some of the myths about dragons. I’ve actually received some questions about dragons, and so I’ve decided to answer some of them. This question is from one of my loyal readers named Skold. He asked (a fact he will probably deny this) if dragons wear underwear. The short answer is no, and here’s why.

Underwear Is Difficult To Make For Dragons

There’s lots of things that get in the way with making underwear for dragons. For one thing dragons have lots of spikes, and spikes have a tendency to rip material. You could just try making holes for the spikes to go through, but since every dragon is different it would have to be a custom job for each pair. Dragons also have really big tails.  These aren’t things you can just cut a hole for like you would a monkey.  These are full out weapons of mass destruction.  There are also problems with material. You need to have a fabric that is very durable. Dragons are also pretty big, and hence it’s very expensive to get enough material to make dragon underwear.

Dragons Don’t Need Underwear

Dragons are flying creatures all of their reproductive organs are internal like most birds and fish. There’s not much down there that needs to be protected or covered up. There’s no need for a brassiere because dragons generally do not have breasts. Of course one may argue that dragons would use underwear to be sexy. However, thongs just don’t work out as well for dragons (refer back to the whole tail thing).  Most dragons would prefer to see their mate nude.

Dragons Don’t Like To Wear Underwear

Of course all of these things are obstacles that could be overcome. I guess it really comes down to the fact that dragons just don’t like to wear underwear. Dragons find wearing any kind of clothing to be quite uncomfortable, and think the entire idea is just strange in general. No self respecting dragon would ever wear underwear in public as it would attract public ridicule. The whole idea is just silly. I mean seriously dragons wearing underwear?  Are you for real?  Why am I even posting about this!?

Also please don’t send me pictures of dragons in underwear…

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